Crouching Kempster, Hidden Daleboy

Weekly Shoalin Review:

Confucius say "big monkey only danger to small monkeys when using his seat on the sofa"

Shoalin Highlights this week

• 128th Dan Kempo's clearance attempt with ball in hand after foul from the break by opponent
• Start potting furiously, give the impression you have not looked at the balls at all
• With two yellows left give opponent false hope by seeming not to have planned the difficult ball and play maximum screw on on penultimate yellow to pointless effect
• Swerve, arm held high in the air, around the blocking reds and miss the final yellow but still hit it off the cushion
• Walk away from the table giving impression that you forgot about the two visits and the ONE remaining, a classic Chinese king fu deception move, ref calls you back to the table
• Return across the rice paper and double the last yellow and pot the black to shouts from your pupils 'shoalin.......!"
• opponent is very upset as he has been 8 ball SHOALINNNED by a blind (short sighted) master of the impossible clearance
• Dale
• Inspired by SHOALIN above, play like you have a blindfold on
• Lose badly.

This concludes our Shoalin temple update this week. Pay homage to the SHOALIN TEMPLE in your waking moments today